Orkut Profile Of a Software Engineer

About me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone to make me live !! Ok...I won't be funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (For all those who know me--> "Just stop laughing!!")

Relationship Status : what? Shocked

Birthday : The day my PL is about to fire me.

Age : 10111
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Here for : web browsing in company hours.
Children : can't be (hey, don't get me wrong here!!)

Ethnicity : Programmer.

Languages I speak : Java, C/C++, 010101110101

Religion : I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.

Political view : the guy sitting beside me is a pig!!

Humor : weekly.

Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.

Smoking : The second greatest pleasure on the earth.

Drinking : The first is this.

Pets: Yeah, my manager looks like a dog. Smile

Living: Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software engineer? Believe me, I am living!!

Hometown : My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)

Webpage: naukri (dot) com , jobsahead (dot) com Isn't it Ultimate???

Passions: searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future.

Sports: quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess.

Activities: Are you crazy?

Books: "How to lose weight in 20 days?", "How to live a happy life?", "101 ways to attract a girl", "Java Unleashed", "C++ at your footsteps", Others censored.

Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing.

Tv shows : can't afford one.

Cuisines : Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 meters of my cubicle....

Shopping Store Launched

Thanks to Chitika, I have launched my own online shopping store at my blog. Its safe, reliable and secure. It get the best deals out of most of the online stores(viz amazon, ebay, Microsoft and many more) and you have to pay via those sites only.

You can start shopping here, or if you have domain then you can start your own shopping store online by registering with chitika.

Once you register and you have your own domain, you can goto chitika for domains

After registering you can get your own store for free an can earn online.

Please look around and let me know if you want me to add some more things to the store.

Flashback- Part-1

Here are some pictures from the initial stages of my blog

Love Hurts- Marriage Kills

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Some of the nicest wives one can have

Movie Review - Tashan

I am reviewing a movie on my blog for the first time and the only reason is that I do not want people to waste their precious time and money on it.

The only reason that I am giving it a five star rating is that I was able to enjoy solitude with my fiancee in the theater(I thought it is the first day, third show    ). We were the only two in our row.

"Yash Raj" shouldn't be this much desperate to make a movie. they are too eager to get themselves on Moser Baer. Or may be they are trying to give them a competetion. This might be a business startegy(hehe)...but this is ridiculuous.

On weekend, a sw engineer will be having a mood to see a movie that will ease all his hectic life due to the project pressure. When it is Yash Raj, then he'll say... oooh...ofcourse it will be having some thing....but that stupid software engineer doesn't check the movie review before watching it. And that sotware engineer is me :p

To be frank.... this movie sucks....I will give 0.25 stars out of 5. Some fight scenes are comical... but not worth watching...if you have already booked the tickets...then stop reading it and get it cancelled fast as no one is gonna buy it....

Awesome Illusion

Try reading the text in the picture.....

 

 

Now try reading it by blurring your vision(this can be done by closing your eyes upto 90% and then try seeing it)

I am getting Married

Tibet Plans for Olympics

I got this one in JEmail. Thought of sharing it here on my block. The jokes are really cool and witty...You can subscribe it

here.

Some of the Plans that they might be having are:

1. Combating Stupidity
2. You, too, can do housework
3. PMS -- Learn when to keep your mouth shut
4. Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly titled "Don't wash my silks")
5. Get a life -- learn to cook
6. Understanding your financial incompetence
7. We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas -- Give us money
8. Reasons to give flowers
9. How to stay awake after sex
10. How to put the toilet lid down (formerly "No, it's not a bidet")
11. "The weekend" and "sports" are not synonyms
12. The remote control -- Overcoming your dependency
13. Romanticism - Ideas other than sex
14. Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes
15. Mother-in-laws -- They are people, too
16. Male bonding -- Leaving your friends at home
17. Seeing the true you (formerly "No, you don't look like Mel Gibson,
especially when naked!")
18. Changing your underwear -- It really works
19. Techniques for calling home
20. You -- The Weaker S3x

Top 3 money makers for your site Leaving Adsense

I was just doing some R&D on moneymakers on internet which can be bit useful for bloggers like me. While I was doing this, I got a feeling that "Google Is Evil"(this has nothing to do with they banning my adsense account last year for no reason).At First, I thought of making a general list of 5 or 10, then I got a feeling of deviating from a normal course of action and I came up with a list of top three. As tracking of too many ads can be a bit tedious. Hope you will be able to earn some money from them. Here they are:

Adbrite

Adbrite is among the one of the emerging leaders in Advertising. A publisher can display a wide no. of ads in variety of styles.
They basically offer:

• Text Ads
• Banner Ads
• Full Page Ads(now this is interesting as your site will be covered by another site, but visitor will have an option to skip the ad)

Chitika eMiniMalls
Chitika Minimalls is kinda site which is kinda very technical. they provide hell lot sort of ads in some really admirable ways. The Payout is also nice.





WidgetBucks


WidgetBucks are another way of monetizing your site/blog. They have jazzy advertisements that will look like a WEB 2.0 widget sort of thing. The tag line that they have is really amusing




Some other money makers you would like to have:

1. Adbux: Earn some easy money(PPC campaign)
   
2. Exoclick: Another PPC campaign
3. SubvertAndProfit : Earn $1 per digg and per stumble you do. But beware, its dangerous as digg or stumbleupon may ban your account.

Hope that you will have some fun and money reading this post.

Me and My Boss

When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough

When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, he is busy,

When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,

When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,

When I make a mistake, I' am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, he's on business.

When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked

When I do good, my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, he never forgets

Why Youtube should increase the size of files?

How China's Olympic Logo was Invented

Love Flowchart

Change your name to Japanese

Carmen is Mikashirinkuto...what's yours??

A - ka

B -  tu

C - mi

D - te

E - ku

F - lu

G - ji

H - ri

I - ki

J - zu

K - me

L - ta

M - rin

N - to

O -mo

P - no

Q - ke

R - shi

S - ari

T -chi

U - do

V - ru

W -mei

X - na

Y - fu

Z - zi

Some really nice picture

 

Italian Mystery

ever wondered why italics tag are always tilted?? here it started

 

Child Beer

It is illegal for alcohol comapnies to sell beer to kids...but some primary fails have done it...

 

Tip of the Day

 

Evolution

Here's a picture depicting the four stages of life in the most appropriate way.

A Perfect Nerd !

 

A perfect example of the people who take their work a bit too seriously...

Wanted a Brain

 

This happens only in America - the Land of Bush.

The Phone Problem

The Law Of Garbage Truck

    How often do you let other people's nonsense change your mood ???? Do you let a bad driver, rude waiter, curt boss, or an insensitive  employee ruin your day?
     However, the mark of a successful person is how quickly one can get back  their focus on what's important.
     David J. Pollay explains his story in this way....
     Sixteen years ago I learned this lesson. I learned it in the back of a  New York City taxi cab. Here's what happened. I hopped in a taxi, and we  took off for Grand Central Station. We were driving in the right lane when, all of a sudden, a black car jumped out of a parking space right  in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his breaks, skidded, and missed the other car's back end by just inches!
     The driver of the other car, the guy who almost caused a big accident whipped his head around and he started yelling bad words at us. My taxi  driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean...he was friendly . So, I said, "Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car  and sent us to the hospital!"
     And this is when my taxi driver told me what I now call, "The Law of the  Garbage Truck.""?Many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment. As their  garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it. And if you let them, they'll dump it on you. When someone wants to dump on you, don't take it  personally. You just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on. You'll be  happy you did."
     I started thinking, how often do I let Garbage Trucks run right over me?
     And how often do I take their garbage and spread it to other people: at  work, at home, on the streets? It was that day I said, "I'm not going to  do it anymore."
     Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. Love the people  who treat you right. Forget about the ones who don't. Believe that everything happens for a reason. Never let the garbage truck run over
     you....