The Robot

Kyle's Dad brought home a robot one day.
The robot had the ability to detect lies and would slap the person who lied. Kyle returned late from school
Dad asked, Son why are you late from school?
Dad, we had extra classes today, the robot slapped Kyle on his face.
Dad shouted, "come on tell me the truth, why are you late?"
Dad, I went to see the movie Ten Commandments, Kyle got another slap from the robot.
Sorry dad, I went to see the movie "Red HotQueen".
"Shame on you son, when I was your age, I never watched obscene movies or misbehaved",........ immediately, he gets a hot slap on the face from
the robot.
Kyle's mom comes walking out of the kitchen and says to her husband... "After all, he's your son!"
the robot steps up and slaps Kyle's mom

Intel's Core 2 Extreme chip gets extremer

Intel took the wraps off a new quad-core chip Monday, launching the Core 2 Exteme QX6800 processor at 2.93GHz.
That makes it the fastest edition of a Core microprocessor that Intel has cranked out for the desktop market--not counting the 3GHz Xeon that Apple is using in its Mac Pro workstation. All that power comes at a price, however: Expect to pay $1,199 just for the chip.
That's several hundred dollars more than the price of the average desktop PC. But the QX6800 is meant for gamers or video editors, people who need every last bit of performance they can get and don't mind paying for it. Those of us with lighter demands--and lighter wallets--will get long just fine with the Core 2 Duo, with the Core 2 Quad also available at $851 if you need performance but can't justify spending a thousand bucks just on a chip.