I got this one in JEmail. Thought of sharing it here on my block. The jokes are really cool and witty...You can subscribe it
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Some of the Plans that they might be having are:
1. Combating Stupidity
2. You, too, can do housework
3. PMS -- Learn when to keep your mouth shut
4. Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly titled "Don't wash my silks")
5. Get a life -- learn to cook
6. Understanding your financial incompetence
7. We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas -- Give us money
8. Reasons to give flowers
9. How to stay awake after sex
10. How to put the toilet lid down (formerly "No, it's not a bidet")
11. "The weekend" and "sports" are not synonyms
12. The remote control -- Overcoming your dependency
13. Romanticism - Ideas other than sex
14. Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes
15. Mother-in-laws -- They are people, too
16. Male bonding -- Leaving your friends at home
17. Seeing the true you (formerly "No, you don't look like Mel Gibson,
especially when naked!")
18. Changing your underwear -- It really works
19. Techniques for calling home
20. You -- The Weaker S3x
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