Showing posts with label Fun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fun. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

WebSite

Its still under construction... but see it to believe its http://www.hackaback.com

Monday, April 20, 2009

Give your 100%


This is how you should work

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Browse the Web Using Proxy Server

In computer networks, a proxy server is a server (a computer system or
an application program) that acts as a go-between for requests from
clients seeking resources from other servers. A client connects to the
proxy server, requesting some service, such as a file, connection, web
page, or other resource, available from a different server. The proxy
server evaluates the request according to its filtering rules. For
example, it may filter traffic by IP address or protocol. If the
request is validated by the filter, the proxy provides the resource by
connecting to the relevant server and requesting the service on behalf
of the client. A proxy server may optionally alter the client's
request or the server's response, and sometimes it may serve the
request without contacting the specified server. In this case, it
'caches' responses from the remote server, and returns subsequent
requests for the same content directly.

A proxy server has two purposes:

* To keep machines behind it anonymous (mainly for security).[1]
* To speed up access to a resource (via caching). It is commonly
used to cache web pages from a web server.[2]





Fresh proxies
http://groups.google.com/group/fresh-proxies
http://www.tech-faq.com/new-proxies.shtml

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

My Personal Website launched

Hi All, I have launched my own personal website to show my online presence. You can find it at https://www.musarrat.net.

A Screenshot is here. Here I'm gonna say about my experience with life and technologies.

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CHEERS!!!!

Monday, April 28, 2008

Orkut Profile Of a Software Engineer

About me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone to make me live !! Ok...I won't be funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (For all those who know me--> "Just stop laughing!!")

Relationship Status : what? Shocked

Birthday : The day my PL is about to fire me.

Age : 10111
1111
111

Here for : web browsing in company hours.
Children : can't be (hey, don't get me wrong here!!)

Ethnicity : Programmer.

Languages I speak : Java, C/C++, 010101110101

Religion : I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.

Political view : the guy sitting beside me is a pig!!

Humor : weekly.

Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.

Smoking : The second greatest pleasure on the earth.

Drinking : The first is this.

Pets: Yeah, my manager looks like a dog. Smile

Living: Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software engineer? Believe me, I am living!!

Hometown : My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)

Webpage: naukri (dot) com , jobsahead (dot) com Isn't it Ultimate???

Passions: searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future.

Sports: quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess.

Activities: Are you crazy?

Books: "How to lose weight in 20 days?", "How to live a happy life?", "101 ways to attract a girl", "Java Unleashed", "C++ at your footsteps", Others censored.

Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing.

Tv shows : can't afford one.

Cuisines : Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 meters of my cubicle....

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Flashback- Part-1

Here are some pictures from the initial stages of my blog



Love Hurts- Marriage Kills

del.icio.us Tags: ,,,,

Some of the nicest wives one can have

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Thursday, April 17, 2008

Tibet Plans for Olympics

I got this one in JEmail. Thought of sharing it here on my block. The jokes are really cool and witty...You can subscribe it

here.

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Some of the Plans that they might be having are:

1. Combating Stupidity
2. You, too, can do housework
3. PMS -- Learn when to keep your mouth shut
4. Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly titled "Don't wash my silks")
5. Get a life -- learn to cook
6. Understanding your financial incompetence
7. We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas -- Give us money
8. Reasons to give flowers
9. How to stay awake after sex
10. How to put the toilet lid down (formerly "No, it's not a bidet")
11. "The weekend" and "sports" are not synonyms
12. The remote control -- Overcoming your dependency
13. Romanticism - Ideas other than sex
14. Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes
15. Mother-in-laws -- They are people, too
16. Male bonding -- Leaving your friends at home
17. Seeing the true you (formerly "No, you don't look like Mel Gibson,
especially when naked!")
18. Changing your underwear -- It really works
19. Techniques for calling home
20. You -- The Weaker S3x

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Change your name to Japanese

Carmen is Mikashirinkuto...what's yours??

A - ka

B -  tu

C - mi

D - te

E - ku

F - lu

G - ji

H - ri

I - ki

J - zu

K - me

L - ta

M - rin

N - to

O -mo

P - no

Q - ke

R - shi

S - ari

T -chi

U - do

V - ru

W -mei

X - na

Y - fu

Z - zi

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

An Interesting Study about Life

There was a study done where a control group of 100 people were divided into two."

50 people watched a very funny, tears-of laughter type movie. 50 watched a very sad and tears of compassion type movie.

At the end of the sessions researchers collected the "happy tears" and the sad tears" with eye droppers.

They found that "happy tears" are made up of brine... salt water and not a great deal else

However the "sad tears" were found to contain the very same chemicals and enzymes that are found in tumors, ulcers and other such lumps and bumps and sicknesses through out the body.

This test concluded that the body, when crying in sadness etc is literally flushing out all of the toxic-chemicals that accumulate and are a part of the sadness /heartache experience.

Therefore if one holds back those tears, those toxic-waters will find somewhere else to deposit themselves.. . and prolonged lack-of-crying- release will guarantee that the body will accumulate a huge amount of internal pollution and toxicity that should have been released through the tears....... is it any wonder that the eyes sting so much when we hold back our
tears?

Friday, April 27, 2007

American Idol

Who do you think will be the next American Idol. voice your views here with appropriate reasons. You may get a chance to get reviewed by me:p

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Quotes Of the Day

Hey I was sitting and getting bored in my office. So found some quotes
that I think That you all should give a thought. Hehe...... Nevermind.
Here They Are

- It's Best to avoid standing between a competitive jerk and his goals

- It takes 43 muscles to Frown and 17 to Smile, But it Doesn't Take Any
to Just Sit There With A Dumb Look On Your Face.

- Always remember that you are unique, Just like everybody else.

- No one can make you feel inferior without your consent, but you would
be a fool to withold that from your superiors

- Leaders are like Eagles. We don't have Either of them here.

- If a pretty poster and a cute saying is all it takes to motivate you,
You probably have a very easy job. The kind Robots will be doing soon.

- You can do anything you set your mind to when you have Vision,
Determination and an endless supply of Expendable Labor

- Power Corrupts, Absolute power corrupts absolutely, But it rocks
Absolutely too.

- Some People live to dream of success, while other people live to crush
those dreams.

- The journey of thousand miles sometimes end very very baadly.

- You aren't being paid to believe in power of your own Dreams.

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Awesome David Copperfield ILLUSION ! [C1]

Hey! Check this out. This amazing video of David Copperfield performing an illusion thingy in front of hundreds of audience. This is really cool.
I don't have Youtube access from my office, so couldn't post it there. Here is the link. Its in wmv format

http://hackaback.googlepages.com/Copperfield_Hans_Betsy1.wmv

Monday, April 9, 2007

Prison vs. Work

IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle

IN PRISON: You get three meals a day.
AT WORK: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior
AT WORK: You get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK: You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself।

IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games
AT WORK: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON: You get your own toilet
AT WORK: You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat।

IN PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK: You aren’t even supposed to speak to your family.

IN PRISON: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK: you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK: They are called managers.

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