All Sachin Fans would love to read the below lines

"I want my son to become Sachin Tendulkar." -Brian Lara(WI)

''V did not lose 2 a team called India, v lost 2 a man called Sachin'' - Mark Taylor(aus)

'Nothing bad can happen 2 us if v were on a plane in India wit Sachin Tendulkar on it.'' -Hashim Amla(SA)

''He can play that leg glance with a walking stick also” -Waqar Younis(Pak)

''There r 2 kind of batsman in the world. 1 Sachin Tendulkar and 2. all the others” -Andy Flower(ZIM)

"I have seen God. He bats at no.4 for India in tests” -Matthew Hayden(AUS.)

"I c myself when! i c Sachin batting” -Don Bradman(AUS)

"Do your crime when Sachin is batting, bcos even God is busy watching his batting” -Australian Fan

Barack Obama - "I don't know about cricket but still I watch cricket to see Sachin play..Not b'coz I love his play its b'coz I want to know the reason why my country's production goes down by 5 percent when he's in batting"...

BEHIND EVERY MAN IS A SMART WOMAN

Barbara Walters of Television's 20/20 did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict.

She noted that women customarily walked 5 paces behind their husbands.

She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands.

From Ms. Walter's vantage point, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime,

the women now seem to walk even further back behind their husbands and are happy to maintain the old custom.
Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked,

'Why do you now seem happy with the old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?'
The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, 'Land Mines.'

Marvelous Answer

A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.
The mechanic shouted across the garage,” Hello Doctor!! Please come over here for a minute."
The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, "So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically the same work? "
The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic.....

Try to do it when the engine is running

Orkut Profile Of a Software Engineer

About me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone to make me live !! Ok...I won't be funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (For all those who know me--> "Just stop laughing!!")

Relationship Status : what? Shocked

Birthday : The day my PL is about to fire me.

Age : 10111
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Here for : web browsing in company hours.
Children : can't be (hey, don't get me wrong here!!)

Ethnicity : Programmer.

Languages I speak : Java, C/C++, 010101110101

Religion : I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.

Political view : the guy sitting beside me is a pig!!

Humor : weekly.

Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.

Smoking : The second greatest pleasure on the earth.

Drinking : The first is this.

Pets: Yeah, my manager looks like a dog. Smile

Living: Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software engineer? Believe me, I am living!!

Hometown : My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)

Webpage: naukri (dot) com , jobsahead (dot) com Isn't it Ultimate???

Passions: searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future.

Sports: quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess.

Activities: Are you crazy?

Books: "How to lose weight in 20 days?", "How to live a happy life?", "101 ways to attract a girl", "Java Unleashed", "C++ at your footsteps", Others censored.

Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing.

Tv shows : can't afford one.

Cuisines : Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 meters of my cubicle....

The Law Of Garbage Truck

    How often do you let other people's nonsense change your mood ???? Do you let a bad driver, rude waiter, curt boss, or an insensitive  employee ruin your day?
     However, the mark of a successful person is how quickly one can get back  their focus on what's important.
     David J. Pollay explains his story in this way....
     Sixteen years ago I learned this lesson. I learned it in the back of a  New York City taxi cab. Here's what happened. I hopped in a taxi, and we  took off for Grand Central Station. We were driving in the right lane when, all of a sudden, a black car jumped out of a parking space right  in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his breaks, skidded, and missed the other car's back end by just inches!
     The driver of the other car, the guy who almost caused a big accident whipped his head around and he started yelling bad words at us. My taxi  driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean...he was friendly . So, I said, "Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car  and sent us to the hospital!"
     And this is when my taxi driver told me what I now call, "The Law of the  Garbage Truck.""?Many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment. As their  garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it. And if you let them, they'll dump it on you. When someone wants to dump on you, don't take it  personally. You just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on. You'll be  happy you did."
     I started thinking, how often do I let Garbage Trucks run right over me?
     And how often do I take their garbage and spread it to other people: at  work, at home, on the streets? It was that day I said, "I'm not going to  do it anymore."
     Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. Love the people  who treat you right. Forget about the ones who don't. Believe that everything happens for a reason. Never let the garbage truck run over
     you....

Quotes Of the Day

Hey I was sitting and getting bored in my office. So found some quotes
that I think That you all should give a thought. Hehe...... Nevermind.
Here They Are

- It's Best to avoid standing between a competitive jerk and his goals

- It takes 43 muscles to Frown and 17 to Smile, But it Doesn't Take Any
to Just Sit There With A Dumb Look On Your Face.

- Always remember that you are unique, Just like everybody else.

- No one can make you feel inferior without your consent, but you would
be a fool to withold that from your superiors

- Leaders are like Eagles. We don't have Either of them here.

- If a pretty poster and a cute saying is all it takes to motivate you,
You probably have a very easy job. The kind Robots will be doing soon.

- You can do anything you set your mind to when you have Vision,
Determination and an endless supply of Expendable Labor

- Power Corrupts, Absolute power corrupts absolutely, But it rocks
Absolutely too.

- Some People live to dream of success, while other people live to crush
those dreams.

- The journey of thousand miles sometimes end very very baadly.

- You aren't being paid to believe in power of your own Dreams.

Quote of the day

"A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his
work."